TELL ME ANYTHING ANONYMOUSLY, IP LOGGING IS OFF, ETC ETC

Paul got a missed connection on Craigslist lol
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mis/1254029164.html
My name tag said "Princess of Myanmar"


So yeah. We were in Richmond at Dalton/Kirk's house. They roasted a whole pig over a firepit in their backyard and afterwards took the head and stuck it on a pole. I think there are pictures of me and CeCe poking at it. Kirk told Liz that they slaughtered it themselves. I don't believe him.

My thighs are sunburned from the Kicker's game yesterday too :( We won 3-1 HAHA!

• 13:40 the best way to do lunch at work is to have 2 #
• 18:54 my car has a huge dent in it wut do i do #

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• 20:39 BORIS! ON THE METRO! #

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• 10:25 #urahoe if you have more sex than i do #
• 10:27 @bforcier WTF #

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• 16:43 i h8 illustrator and the pen tool they can both smd #

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My internship is great. I'm not stuck in a room by myself this time so I'm making friends. I went to happy hour with the other interns tonight. I only had one drink because I had to pick up my uncle from the metro.

I was planning to go see Kailie in August but she says to come in September instead so I can see BLINK 182 with her. !!!!! That would make my entire Summer. I mean I can't really do other fun things because I'm stuck in an office for 2 months and then when I get back to Richmond I have JURY DUTY so I can't travel anywhere.

Learned some hard truths tonight, except the truth to me is always so fucking ambiguous so who knows how I'll feel tomorrow.

• 21:19 wouldnt it be lol if someone walked down the aisle to the string quartet version of i write sins not tragedies #

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• 14:01 @bengetspunched OMG DISNEY WORLD? #
• 17:26 www.gilt.com/invite/amowls join gilt group! SAMPLE SALEZ #

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• 12:25 #liesasparagustell your pee will smell spectacular #
• 12:27 #liesjoosetell half a can wont get you drunk! #
• 12:29 #liespokemontell pika! pikachu pika pika #
• 12:32 #liestheinternettell there are no girls on the internet #
• 16:23 @sbchung girl im just bored #

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• 18:02 saves the day discography yeah! #
• 21:25 @semiserious thats like the time i heard justice in sheetz #

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• 02:26 perfected french r's #
• 15:24 BLACK DAHLIA MURDER 8/9, BLINK 182 10/2 #
• 18:35 i just ate a chicken bacon ranch footlong now i gotta take a huge dump #
• 20:00 omg mom stop talking shit about me on the phone I CAN HEAR YOU YOU ARE PRACTICALLY YELLING #
• 20:03 @Sublimus especially with doritos #

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• 03:15 drunk & bored = stumble? #
• 03:15 no, facebook. #

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• 03:27 Patty clarkson is getting her bellybutton pierced just an fyi #

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• 17:28 i want sum masht potatoes #
• 17:29 also DUM? #

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• 12:46 drinkin tea in woodbridge classy #
• 16:37 pauls mom bought me brown patent leather chloe s/s 2007 heels LOVE THIS WOMAN #
• 20:47 twitpic.com/5gltm - hell yeah #

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• 02:35 Fuccccckkkk!!!! #
• 12:57 well what the fuck is there to do in this one horse town #

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• 10:49 Fucking stuck in the antechamber I hate cece #
• 15:57 @cashryn i hate spice when in my food (i luv spice in my lyfe) #
• 20:57 i want sum bbq ribz RIGHT NAO. #

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• 13:38 pizza bagels with bbq sauce and ranch are fucking amazing #

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• 13:58 fuccccckkk driving in nova and fuck returning video tapes #
• 21:55 going to name my next cat Mewccia Purrada #

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